Displayed inside a showcase on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a vibrant pink outfit donned by the pop star. The show in front of 100,024 spectators was seen as a major hit.
Perhaps you don't like Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a middle ground, conceding that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. Preferences differ. There is no universal formula to create art or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The elements, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Above all is the playing surface.
If the long game is art, the strip is the canvas on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport broken apart and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the pitch which resulted in a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Having a thick layer on the wicket, resulting in numerous dismissals tumbling in less than six sessions, is not an even battle between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, over two thousand matches and counting. On occasion, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it grips and turns on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it explodes.
The thrillers are all the more thrilling owing to the patience made elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Specific conditions are embraced more readily than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the top batters were unable from playing their natural game.
The format is about finding solutions – reading the conditions and adapting accordingly. The top two individual scores were made by world-class stars. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the fans who have experienced years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
Among the crowd of the ground, thousands made noise and chanted, fostering a carnival vibe in a bastion of national pride.
There was hope as the fielding side excelled, momentum when the top order scored quickly, and unconditional love when the result was confirmed.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has form with pitch problems. Previously, a match there featured a strip with the character of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a slog, with minimal action and slow play. The two-day game and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the range – one is not more the standard, yet significance can be ascribed to each.
At this stage into the current series, it is the shortest games that will live longest in the memory.
"Far from being the demise of Test cricket at all," said a former player. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these short time have been experienced some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this Test, the captain spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The squad delivered for him, restoring the joy to his persona.
Different players delivered with vital performances. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to secure long-term futures, but something to build on.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory joins other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the squad congregated on the turf to commence their own celebrations.
Enjoy the drink, men. This victory was hard-fought.